What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:18
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Has anyone been tricked into having sex with a shemale? How was the experience?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Fugiat esse maiores mollitia a numquam nihil ab.
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
After a few moments he returns.
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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.